How fun was Haiku Roulette?
So fun, right?!
I had such a good time that I’ve decided to expand on my Haiku Roulette empire. Without further ado, please allow me the pleasure of introducing my newest game; PARAGRAPH ROULETTE!!!
Same rules as Haiku Roulette, but you need to generate TEN random words that MUST BE USED in one paragraph.
How pumped are you to play?
I literally can not wait another second!!!
Here we go…
The blood was the colour of stewed tomatoes. It ran down his head and left stains on the duvet. I shouldn’t have lashed out with the scissors, but I couldn’t take it any more. Not one more snore. When the police arrived, I answered their boring questions and sensed that they were doubtful that I was the killer. A police officer held my hand as I watched the coroner fasten my husband into a body bag. He offered words of comfort and looked at me with sad, concerned eyes. If only he knew that I was more upset about the damaged duvet.
THAT WAS SO HARD…BUT SO FUN!!!
It took me well over an hour to write and I was only interrupted once by my husband snoring on the couch. I wonder how he’s going to feel when he reads this tomorrow?!?!?!?!?
Have any Paragraph Haiku to share? I’d LOVE to see them!
Thanks for reading!
See you tomorrow,
*** Please rest assured that this is a piece of fiction. I love my husband and his epic snoring.